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russianfatherpyro: Very much so annoying tongue twisters. Some...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 13:44:10 -0400

russianfatherpyro:

Very much so annoying tongue twisters.

Some obvious fuck ups due to me reading faster than my mouth could say.

Also for a bonus I did some in my terrible accent.

russianfatherpyro: ((Reference dump of Nik for bluscoutdanny. i...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:39:39 -0500

russianfatherpyro:

((Reference dump of Nik for bluscoutdanny.

i hope these are enough.))

russianfatherpyro:

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:38:20 -0500

russianfatherpyro:

jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: blackho...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:59:29 -0500

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

Hey now that’s alright. We all get sad sometimes, it’s how we make way for the happy you know?

Yeah.. /sniffles and rests her cheek on his shoulder/

I just wish I’d stop getting sad.

You want to talk about it? I got some time to kill right now.

Not really. It’s just relationship shit… Mh. … Yeah. Just. Stupid boring problems with relationships.

Is that all it is? Well then let me give you something.

-reaching into his pockets he fumbles around for a moment before pulling out his wallet, and pulling out a card he hands it over. Written upon the card in fancy letters it says “The Rich and Homeless Hotel. “A place for those in need.” Written below was a number to call to reach the hotel-

In case you need a place to stay alright?

Mmh? /looks at it, then up at him. Is confused by the gesture/

Is this where you’re staying? Or…? /thinks he’s propositioning her for something, to which she’s just utterly confused/ Thank you, but I don’t work outside of the club…

Oh. Oh! No no no no no!

Let me introduce myself. My name is Pockets Valentine and that is the name of my hotel. It’s a place I built for people on the bad side of life who just need a place to get their footing again. I mearly meant it as a gesture if you needed a place to stay for a few days, you know to clear your head.

-his face was a bright red as he realized what she meant. He would never ask someone he just met for that.-/

jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: Hey now that’s alright. We...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:46:14 -0500

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

Hey now that’s alright. We all get sad sometimes, it’s how we make way for the happy you know?

Yeah.. /sniffles and rests her cheek on his shoulder/

I just wish I’d stop getting sad.

You want to talk about it? I got some time to kill right now.

Not really. It’s just relationship shit… Mh. … Yeah. Just. Stupid boring problems with relationships.

Is that all it is? Well then let me give you something.

-reaching into his pockets he fumbles around for a moment before pulling out his wallet, and pulling out a card he hands it over. Written upon the card in fancy letters it says “The Rich and Homeless Hotel. “A place for those in need.” Written below was a number to call to reach the hotel-

In case you need a place to stay alright?

jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: blackho...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:34:31 -0500

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

/walks up to him cautiously, still sort-of shaking and whimpering/

O-okay.

-wrapping his arms around her lightly he just holds her and tries to calm her down-/

It’s okay miss, pockets valentine is here for you.

/hugs him back gently, then sighs and tries to stop crying/

Thank you, sir. I just get so sad sometimes… h-heh.

Hey now that’s alright. We all get sad sometimes, it’s how we make way for the happy you know?

Yeah.. /sniffles and rests her cheek on his shoulder/

I just wish I’d stop getting sad.

You want to talk about it? I got some time to kill right now.

jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: /walks up to him...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:31:00 -0500

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

/walks up to him cautiously, still sort-of shaking and whimpering/

O-okay.

-wrapping his arms around her lightly he just holds her and tries to calm her down-/

It’s okay miss, pockets valentine is here for you.

/hugs him back gently, then sighs and tries to stop crying/

Thank you, sir. I just get so sad sometimes… h-heh.

Hey now that’s alright. We all get sad sometimes, it’s how we make way for the happy you know?

gun-zemedic is followin me

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:29:17 -0500

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

No doc I mean like this.

-Stepping back a few feet he reaches into his pockets, and his arms sink down to his elbows as he bends back and a couch and potted cactus come flying out of the pockets-/

See? something heavy.

That is…impossible. How…? Is— WAS?! VHAT?! HOW—?

Is zhere a vormhole in your pants or somezhing!? Not even vormholes have been proven so zhat— zhat is just unlikely! I…HUH!?

I can’t explain it either doctor. One day I was walking when these pants dropped from the sky, and from then on when I wear them I can do shit like that. The hard part is putting stuff back afterwords.

Vhat!? Zhat…*Shakes his head*

So…Can you control vhat you pull out?

So far the only things I know I can pull out is this cactus, my wallet, and a bent and dented bat. Otherwise it’s like a game of chance.

jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: blackho...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:28:02 -0500

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

Anything I can do to help miss?

Mmh? /jumps a little at seeing him, then frowns and shakes her head/

No…. nothing that can be done. Just…

reminiscing…

Would a hug help?

Maybe… /sniffs/ Maybe it could help.

Come here then. Let pockets help.

/walks up to him cautiously, still sort-of shaking and whimpering/

O-okay.

-wrapping his arms around her lightly he just holds her and tries to calm her down-/

It’s okay miss, pockets valentine is here for you.

jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: Anyth...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:15:20 -0500

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

Anything I can do to help miss?

Mmh? /jumps a little at seeing him, then frowns and shakes her head/

No…. nothing that can be done. Just…

reminiscing…

Would a hug help?

Maybe… /sniffs/ Maybe it could help.

Come here then. Let pockets help.

jezebellsfortress: blackholepants: jezebellsfortress: Anything I can do to help miss? Mmh?...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:13:48 -0500

jezebellsfortress:

blackholepants:

jezebellsfortress:

Anything I can do to help miss?

Mmh? /jumps a little at seeing him, then frowns and shakes her head/

No…. nothing that can be done. Just…

reminiscing…

Would a hug help?

gun-zemedic is followin me

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:13:08 -0500

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

I don’t think I do…or at least I hope not.

Losing an arm right now would suck.

Vell!
Zhen I von’t be cutting it off.

Good then! It be hard for me to reach into my pockets with only one arm you know? Especially when I need to grab something heavy.

Ja, especially if you have zhings in zhe ozher pocket. It vould be very inconvenient. Heh!

No doc I mean like this.

-Stepping back a few feet he reaches into his pockets, and his arms sink down to his elbows as he bends back and a couch and potted cactus come flying out of the pockets-/

See? something heavy.

That is…impossible. How…? Is— WAS?! VHAT?! HOW—?

Is zhere a vormhole in your pants or somezhing!? Not even vormholes have been proven so zhat— zhat is just unlikely! I…HUH!?

I can’t explain it either doctor. One day I was walking when these pants dropped from the sky, and from then on when I wear them I can do shit like that. The hard part is putting stuff back afterwords.

gun-zemedic is followin me

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:07:03 -0500

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

I don’t think I do…or at least I hope not.

Losing an arm right now would suck.

Vell!
Zhen I von’t be cutting it off.

Good then! It be hard for me to reach into my pockets with only one arm you know? Especially when I need to grab something heavy.

Ja, especially if you have zhings in zhe ozher pocket. It vould be very inconvenient. Heh!

No doc I mean like this.

-Stepping back a few feet he reaches into his pockets, and his arms sink down to his elbows as he bends back and a couch and potted cactus come flying out of the pockets-/

See? something heavy.

jezebellsfortress: Anything I can do to help miss?

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:03:45 -0500

jezebellsfortress:

Anything I can do to help miss?

gun-zemedic is followin me

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:03:19 -0500

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

gun-zemedic:

Herr Pockets! A pleasure to meet you. Come to me if you need anyzhing.

You won’t cut off my arm or anything will you?

…Not unless you need it amputated.

I don’t think I do…or at least I hope not.

Losing an arm right now would suck.

Vell!
Zhen I von’t be cutting it off.

Good then! It be hard for me to reach into my pockets with only one arm you know? Especially when I need to grab something heavy.

gun-zemedic is followin me

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:00:01 -0500

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

Hi there doc, you are a doctor right?

Good evening. Ja, I am a doctor. ‘Gun’, if you vill. You are…?

Call me pockets sir.

Herr Pockets! A pleasure to meet you. Come to me if you need anyzhing.

You won’t cut off my arm or anything will you?

…Not unless you need it amputated.

I don’t think I do…or at least I hope not.

Losing an arm right now would suck.

gun-zemedic is followin me

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:58:03 -0500

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

Hi there doc, you are a doctor right?

Good evening. Ja, I am a doctor. ‘Gun’, if you vill. You are…?

Call me pockets sir.

Herr Pockets! A pleasure to meet you. Come to me if you need anyzhing.

You won’t cut off my arm or anything will you?

gun-zemedic is followin me

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:55:42 -0500

gun-zemedic:

blackholepants:

Hi there doc, you are a doctor right?

Good evening. Ja, I am a doctor. ‘Gun’, if you vill. You are…?

Call me pockets sir.